Introduction and the eradication of hurricanes.

Hello, and welcome to "No need to thank me." This is a blog wherein I solve the world's problems. You may be wondering how I am able to succeed where the greatest minds of the world of failed. The answer is simple.

Solving one problem creates more problems. It's the nature of the universe. Everything is interrelated. So I'm not solving one problem at a time. I'm solving them all.

I'm sure you've heard of Chaos Theory, which was invented by Jeff Goldblum. It states that the movement of air from a butterfly's wings can cause a hurricane on the other side of the world. This brings us to our first solution:

There will be no more hurricanes if we kill all the butterflies.

Ah, but what of the butterflies' natural predators? Simple, we will dye moths to look like butterflies; they will eat the moths instead. This will also solve the problem of moths eating your sweaters and is part of the solution to animals that confuse me because they are too similar.

Where will we get all the dye for the moths? We will take it from the goths, the first step in solving the problem of goths annoying the fuck out of everybody.

But what of lepidopterists, whose hobby is the collection and study of butterflies? They will now collect stamps. The resulting increase in the demand for stamps will help stabilize the floundering U.S. Post Office.

No need to thank me.

Technical note:
As I add the components to this super--or shall we say, final--solution, I will be cross-linking all of the problems to help latecomers and those whose brains are too small to grasp the complexity of my plan. Early on, many of these will simple link back to the site. Eventually this web of answers to the world's most complicated solutions will be complete, at which point you should look away if your I.Q. is less than 180. Because your head will fucking explode.